Hey! He has cauliflower eyes! His eyes have been squeezed so that they are two cauliflowers straining against an invisible net When he looks down two cavernous fishermen present their catch one saying: Yessir these are some mighty fine cauliflower eyes that we've caught ourselves the other replying: Yep they'll sure make some mighty fine eating if we can just figure out how to get them out of these damn nets.